Rick Riker / Dragonfly

Jill Johnson

Lou Landers

Uncle Albert Adams

Trey

Aunt Lucille

Lance Landers

The Chief of Police

Dr. Strom

Dr. Hawking

Dr. Whitby

Blaine Riker

Julia Riker

Young Rick

Mrs. Xavier

Storm

Wolverine (scenes deleted)

Leg-Shaving Wolverine

The Human Torch

Carlson

Stretchy Boy

Stretchy Girl

Sneezo

Barry Bonds

Invisible Girl

Tom Cruise

Matthews

Bank Robber

"Gimme your wallet"

"Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"

Actual Editor

Lunatic Editor

Jill's Mother

"Mr. Landers!"

Reporter Ed

Undertaker

"Well, an old guy did get shot over there"

News Anchor

Principal

Dead Blonde Woman's Husband

Bank Loan Officer

Paperclip Guy

"Okay, I come back"

Onlooker #1

Onlooker #2

Truck Driver

"Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson"

Live Reporter

King of Sweden

"Take me...."

Dalai Lama

Nelson Mandela

Bishop Tutu

Tony Bennett

Nerdy Dragonfly

Saddam Hussein

Asian Hourglass

"Excuse me, there's a line!"

Mourner

Police Officer

Dead Blonde Woman

Convenience Store Owner

Xavier's Son

Xavier's Daughter

The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)

Student (uncredited)

YouTube User (uncredited)

HS Student (uncredited)

Kid in the Orange Beanie (uncredited)

Pink Superhero (uncredited)

Shaolin Monk (uncredited)

Security Man (uncredited)

Chicken Man (uncredited)

Xavier's Older Son (uncredited)

Bandit in Alley (uncredited)

Student (uncredited)

Award Presenter (uncredited)

Neo-Batgirl (uncredited)

Professor Xavier

EMT (uncredited)